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h0wtohideyourfeelings:

nocaresnoregrets:

"Page 46 of the iOS 7 terms and conditions"

How did yOU EVEN FIND THIS WHAT
reblog | 49,175 notes | posted Monday

peaing:

this is an important reminder that ur legs are cute

even the top of ur inner thigh where there are stretch marks, where ur thighs meet. cute

also the scars that might riddle ur lil leggies. theyre cute

and the backs of ur thighs that have cellulite or freckles or tan lines, its all cute

congrats

u are in possession of a very cute pair of legs

3:42 pm, Monday with 220,985 notes

poisonousplant:

i guess u can say the lemon parade is dead

11:00 pm, Saturday with 18 notes

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

2:13 am, Saturday with 265,021 notes
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k-lionheart:

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this: I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:  pineapple juice or lemon juice,  Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,  flat coke or soy sauce,  water or distilled white vinegar,  and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

MUST DO

i’m just so thankful to have mcr’s break up to distract me from real life issues that would probably overwhelm me. 

is that weird?

2:06 am, Saturday with 0 notes
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wayballs:

NO
NO MORE IDEAS

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

1:52 am, Saturday with 42,901 notes

voldy92:

there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

my feelings towards the black parade

12:32 am, Saturday with 215,114 notes

earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

12:16 am, Saturday with 389,969 notes