uh one, two, no.

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

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hemmxiings:

bikinikillings:

roses are red

violets are blue

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you’ve got me

(Source: dorkbabe, via lower-level-misfit)

no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it 

(Source: lintott, via rxflection)

Monday / 19,987 notes / reblog
stunningpicture:

First Day of School vs Second Day of School
Monday / 975,683 notes / reblog
tssfxx:

helllotittys:

have—not:

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.


CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”
Family reunions be like

silverhavok:

obscure relative:

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me:

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snowglakes:

im all about having more body posi media but not when the message is “boys like curvy girls” because who fucking cares what boys like

(via recoveryofabrokenteen)

Sunday / 2,253 notes / reblog
not-native:


She hopes I’m cursed forever to 
Sleep on a twin-sized mattress 
In somebody’s attic or basement my whole life,
Never graduating up in size to add another
And my nightmares will have nightmares every night
Oh, every night. Every night.
Sunday / 86,901 notes / reblog
just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

a-hard-days-write:

take it away penny

I really hope people get this reference

sweaty-fallen-angel:

historic-fallen-angel:

ackelz:

ackelz:

what do you call an angel who never wins?

loseifer

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This is now my new favorite picture on tumblr

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Sunday / 153,722 notes / reblog
thequeenandthephoenix:

oh my fucking god

ukrainiangoth:

my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees 

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Sunday / 41,965 notes / reblog
lostandhysteric:

how to pick up patrick stump by me